Victoria’s Secret, they’re peeking out
It’d be a damn good secret to keep
It’s something that you ain’t gotta worry bout
I’ll keep it just between you and me
And tick tock, time to wind it down
Before we take it on back to town
We’ll top it off, last call, just wanna be
You and me, you and me, yeah
Yeah you got me all mmm girl, mmm girl
Yeah I’m buzzing like a shot of Jack, fire on a cool night
Mmm girl, mmm girl, you’re rocking that pink floyd tee
And those frayed outs just right
I’ve got a fast ride waiting on a slow roll
I’m cranking up a little Straight on the radio
Mmm girl, mmm girl
MMM GIRL - Chase Rice
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
Definitely making myself Miss. Unavailable from now on! If you want me, you’ve gotta fight for me! And not just for the honeymoon period, you’ve gotta work to keep me!
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats."